The story so far :
Mr Diagonal, Prime Minister of Pop, suicidal genius and failed rock-star was last seen at his beach resort in Goa, India, feb 2016. On the morning of his 46th birthday he was taking a dawn dip when a huge wave swept him out to sea. After a lengthy search, mr Diagonal was pronounced lost and assumed dead.
However, 18 months later, a man calling himself Lord Hypotenuse recently caused much head-scratching in Hollywood.
North Pacific is his story…